"Although Martin's contributions invariably featured outrageous events and sometimes outright violations of the laws of space-time, his strips typically had unassuming generic titles such as "A Quiet Day in the Park" or "One Afternoon at the Beach". In one four-panel gag, titled "One Night in the Miami Bus Terminal," a man approaches a machine labeled "Change," inserts a dollar bill, and the machine changes him into a woman. In another gag, a man is flattened by a steamroller but is saved by the timely intervention of a concerned passerby, who folds him into a paper airplane and throws him towards the nearest hospital."
Lately, while passing by a mirror or reflective window, I have often taken pause, asking "Who is that old woman?" I don't know why this would take me by surprise, but I have recently found myself asking that question a great deal and I really don't recognize that woman, until I stop and stare at the (cloudy, to these older eyes) reflection! My husband's favorite remark along those lines, when he sees his own reflection, is "Dad?" So, I figure that these sorts of questions are a sign that you know you are getting older . . .
There are others. Such as: You know you are getting older when . . . the hairs on your chin start to outnumber the ones on your husband's; or . . .you need your glasses in order to repair your glasses; or . . .you have to lean completely forward in order to get your breasts into your bra cups; or. . .you start referring to your Dr. as "Sonny;" or . . .no matter how long or short your walk to the bathroom is, the mere act of walking toward it causes an "accident!" I'm willing to bet some of you have your own examples, and I invite you to please post them as comments here...we can always use a good laugh - especially upon recognizing ourselves in other peoples' observations.
I must add one last example on my part, to let you know one of the great things about getting older (in addition to my mother's comment which was always "It sure beats the alternative!") and that is:
You know you're getting older when . . .you treasure your life more and more every day!
Looking forward to your own observations on aging! From this very cloudy mirror (getting cloudier everyday it seems!) to you, my Gentle Reader,
I wish you enough. . .
Hi Paula, let's see if I can post using the 'anonymous' option ... (It's me Cin, by the way) ...
ReplyDeleteI found this hilarious, bladder-leak hilarious, which must be one of the first signs of aging :)
"Anonymous" works for me, and say! Wouldn't you love to own the copyright on that name? Talk about royalties due! We could be rich! I'll be "Ms. Anonymous," and you can be "Ms. Author Unknown."
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